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Dva Kapitana 2 famous phrases in .RA format


abbat i zakluchennie
Karaul'nie hot' i nashi ljudi..
Vstavai...
A vot i on...
Poedesh na zavod...
Otpusti etu obezjanu..
Ne zrja vse v rote..
opisanie podgotovki k urozhaju
rech Kapitana pered matrosami
Tvari... bezmozglie tvari..
Vstavai...

The best Windows-98 installation guide in the world =) (.mpg, ~5.1mb)


ghm..baseball isn't so horny game, so
let's do something sposing no one will notice =) (.avi, ~3.1mb)


INTERVIEW WITH MAXHO IN "Novoe Russkoe slovo", .GIF ~560kb

article of MAXHO interviewed in "Novoe Russkoe Slovo" newspaper with some words about me;)

XENON 2 MUZAX IS NOW AVAILABLE IN MP3 !!

"Amazing song written especially for the game, by early dance group "Bomb The Bass",
who used an incredible range of samples to build up the song. Released as a single, with the title "Megablast".
This exclusive MP3 version has been recorded from the "Into the Dragon" album.
You'll be suprised by its similarity!"

Get it HERE!* (~3mb)


* - I packed .mp3 with a WinZIP (.zip format), so unpack the file before listening;)

(Courtesy of "The Best Game Music in the World.. Ever!" page.)



MPEG with Bill Gates being creamed =) (.mpg, ~740kb)


Wow, I got MP3 version of Belinda Carlisle's song
- You're nothing without me!!!


Get it HERE* (~3.7mb)

* - I packed .mp3 with a WinZIP (.zip format), so unpack the file before listening;)


Wild life of monkeys =) (.mpg, ~3.1mb)


Wild life of elephants =) (.avi, ~380kb)


Odin den' IRCshnika na kanale #domik =) (~115kb)


FUCKING PARROT! ;)


Vot chto byvaet kogda avtomaticheskiy korrektor
vpadaet v eroticheskoe nastroenie ;))


ENLARGE yourself ;))) (.zip'ped .avi file, ~1.2mb)


Wanna learn english? ;) GO n' GET IT! (.mov, ~8.6mb)


FUCK _IT_ ;))


Merry XXX-mas! ;))))


1 U.E. aka $ =)


Diet is the way...;)(.avi, ~156kb)


the child ;)


=gimnastika=! ;)


V poslednee vremja ja chasten'ko poluchaju vopros takogo plana:

chto takoe/kto takoi "horny teen" ?

Menja eto zaebalo i - posemu, esli tebe 18+ let i ty zadaeshsja takim voprosom - smelo clickai =SJUDA=. tam prisutstvuet predstavitel'nitsa horny teenov, t.s. ;) da, obrati vnimanie na vozrast etoi podrugi i vyrazhenie litsa sootvetstvenno, na nekotoryh fotkah chto predstavleny vyshe.

pizdets ;)

thanx goes to west23=)

operatsija "GY" ;)


twist to open! ;) (.mov, ~604kb)


Mama, mama, chto ja budu delat'..Ku!=) v ispolnenii kvachei;) (~233kb)*

* - I packed .mp3 with a WinZIP (.zip format), so unpack the file before listening;)


S Novym Godom, dorogie tovarishi ;)


Yeahoo! I found an original XENON-2: MEGABLAST muzax that was played on Atari ST since 1988
and made MP3 from it.

Get it =HERE=* (~1.4mb)

* - I packed .mp3 with a WinZIP (.zip format), so unpack the file before listening;)


Viva Fidel! ;)


-=OKAY!!!=- =))))))) .wav file (~8kb)

courtesy of Eidos Interactive, game: COMMANDOS: BEHIND THE ENEMY LINES.

kak pravil'no ispolzovat' slovo "FUCK" ;) .wav file (~160kb)


Wild life of north bears :)


STOP THE NEW YEAR! ;)


To beer or not to beer?;)


Doodie collection procedure;)


Bears.. toys.. child..Bears & child softporno;)


the =Real= Devil's face OR Don't fuck with Devil;)


dicksucking dog!;)


rave party n' then you finish =)


Penitum-II govorite?;)


kak pravil'no ukazat' dorogu;)


It's not shit! Linux uprgade for Windoze users ;)


I LOVE LINUX ;)


Ne dopustim padenija rublja! ;)

thanx goes to Anuta_ =)

Clinton game ;) [.mpg, ~3.8mb]


Illegal operation, shut down! ;)


Otkuda berutsa sosul'ki?? ;)


TOTAL MOUSE CONTROL ;)


Dve malen'kie devochki popali...;)


Microsoft '78


Lamers? LAMERS!!!;)))


just Microsoft.....:))


Skazka o sisadmine i ego syne


Sexy Linux ;)


Microsoft megatool ;)


Hot Cameron Diaz n' pussies;))


MEGASUPERNETSEX.log ;)


Poster of "MATRIX" movie. Kewlness!


Zoocannibalismobeerophile!;)


Asshole mia, a sodomia ;) [73kb .wav]


cat's threesome;)


Magazin dlja Novyh Russkih;) MSK, Arbat.


chista - "Ovoshi & Frukty" ;)) MSK, m. Kaluzhskaja


chut' uluchshenniy kadr listovki o sexual'nyh pristavanijah. (C) zhurmal Stolitsa, aprel' 97


nenavist' eto...


nenavist' eto...(ocherednoi variant ;)


another nice tatoo ;)


another nice tatoo [2] ;)


another nice tatoo [3] ;)


Junior's getting horny;))


You've got male ;)


This dog likes you! ;)


the _real_ shaved pussy ;)


vot pochemu koty ljubjat lazat' v akvarium ;)


Back of t-shirt of a tough biker ;)


Nice baloon joke ;)


Zaraza iz unitaza, reklamka ;))


Oslik i telezhka, mnda..


Real kirgiz & computer ;)


Thanxgiving turkey..NEVER!!! ;)


Microsoft mobile phone! ;)


Bel'chinaja gruppovuha;)



Kak pravil'no ispol'zovat' slovo " Xyu~ " ;)


Zabiraite sie skoree;)* (~3.7mb)

* - I packed .mp3 with a WinZIP (.zip format), so unpack the file before listening;)


Odin v pole kirgiz! ili psih;) [kusochek irc loga, #russian, 27Jan2000, 7 utra]


Tantseval'niy hit pro ICQ! ot slova, zdraste "Bles...";)


kachaite etu pesnju skoree;)* (~3.7mb)

* - I packed .mp3 with a WinZIP (.zip format), so unpack the file before listening;)


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